# 10: Photo to the right: Whose kids are these? Denise has no kids of her own.
# 9: “I support whatever the people of Atherton decide about Measure F.” Ms. Kupperman, as the unbiased, guiltless candidate said this to the crowd during the candidate forum, where yet again, she failed to mention that she was the Chair of the Library Committee. Yeah, right! She gave $1,000 to the Yes on F campaign, the most of any donor and that is even more than she gave to her own campaign. (She didn’t give anything to her own campaign, in fact. She only loaned her campaign $250, which means she is intending to get it back, if she can get others to put their money in to her campaign.)
# 8: “Experience Atherton Needs” — Another great campaign slogan. Is the experience that she’s talking about McKeithen’s, which Denise will definitely wield like the puppet being manipulated by McKeithen in absentia? Or maybe the experience she is talking about is the experience that residents of Atherton have gone through in the past year, while trying to fight the effort by Kathy McKeithen and Kupperman to steamroll the library project through over all of their dead bodies? We think she means both.
# 7: “Keep Atherton Safe” — campaign slogan. McKeithen’s probable motive for wanting to move the library to the park is to strip the library out of the town center, to hurt the fundraising efforts of the Town Center redevelopment group. It has seemed that she’s against the town, in general, and against the Police Department in particular. McKeithen might reluctantly see new Town Admin offices get built but it appears that she’ll fight like a demon to keep the town from building offices for their police, as she clearly wants to out-source police services to the sheriff, even though 99% of the rest of the town loves the town police. Kupperman, if elected, is going to have a hard time going against that opposition, so, even though her literature is spewing more and more lovey-dovey statements (“Protect and support public safety services”), we have to assume she’ll be avidly supporting outsourcing of police services, just her mentor, McKeithen. This slogan, however, will definitely put everyone off the trail.
# 6: “Paid for by Elect Denise Kupperman for Atherton City Council 2012″ — one of the biggest fictions of all! Denise reported having paid for her Almanac ads in the amount of $857. In her disclosure forms, not only doesn’t she report getting the services that would create her lovely postcards and brochures, she hasn’t paid for anything! (For more on this, we refer you to the number 1 lie below.)
# 5: “Preserve our rural character and trees” — the great illusion that Denise cares about the environment. Her landscape plans for Holbrook-Palmer Park read like something out of an Alice in Wonderland setting. For the library project, a land-scrapers dream “Grand Promanade” that knocks out a half-dozen heritage trees and some thirty or so other fully-grown trees, stands out as the main evidence that she has no interest in preserving rural character. In fact, she seems to like “artificial” character much better.
# 4: “Experience. Independence. Integrity. Common Sense.” Love it. Don’t know which part of this slogan is more untrue and laughable. Think we’ll go with “Integrity.” Zip, there. We’ve already covered the “Experience” she provides in # 8. Common Sense? Does common sense lead most people to lie their asses off during a campaign? I don’t know, possibly.
#3: “Committee Member: Environmental Programs Committee” Kupperman and McKeithen attacked this committee and had it suspended for almost six months, because it posted some questions about the environmental impacts of moving the library to the park. Kupperman then applied to join this committee after its regular members had resigned and was approved as a member by her allies on the council over the summer—however the committee has not met since having Kupperman added. Does using this “membership” have a purpose? Is she trying to confuse people about how “environmental-minded” she is. Obviously, since there is no real substance to this reference.
# 2: “Committee Member: Atherton Library Committee” Kupperman’s been the freaking chair of this committee, the mastermind and the organizer. Simple understatement? I don’t think so!! She buried this in a list of four committee memberships and is running away from her disastrous record as leader of this failed committee.
# 1: “Working for Atherton” – A campaign slogan on lots of her fliers. Except, actually, through breaking news, we’ve just learned that Ms. Kupperman is working for the SEIU, which represents the San Mateo County Librarians who want a big, new library in our park and they don’t want Atherton residents screwing up their plans and they are probably paying all of her campaign costs and just possibly, they are writing all of her campaign propaganda and have authored all of the bullshit dished by Kupperman in all of this idiotic campaign literature, to make it seem like Kupperman is not involved in any way with the library. So reassuring!